Just the facts, please. There is no straight shot to this house, you can't just point a log on wheels in one direction and call me from a rotary phone nailed to the front of the log as you barrel down the road at top speed, just to let me know that you are on your way. It's unreasonable to think you'll find a cord long enough for the phone or that hammering a nail through hard plastic and metal will end well. That's not even getting into the physics of successfully adopting a log as your primary means of transportation. I think it's safe to say that Elon Musk won't be buying my log car company for six billion dollars any time soon. And should this silly idea of yours somehow make it to our beautiful listing, how would it even stop? I'm concerned that it will come crashing through the front, sending bricks flying in every direction and the majestic pillars crashing down on the trampoline like drumsticks from heaven. Fortunately I believe firmly that the the entryway steps will stop the